A local boy little Timmy Tyler of lake wood Park, Fla was the victim of a recent brutal attack while practicing looking for eggs on this upcoming Easter Sunday. According to sealed, local hospital records almost a dozen people witnessed the vicious attack. Most witness names had been blacked out, and the few that had been located remembered nothing or refuse to talk.

On Sunday April 1, while visiting a park in the peoples republic of Port Saint lousy little Timmy approached what he thought was "two cute little bunnies" Little did he know that the 2 bunnies were in fact mutant Pugbunnies that had only recently been discovered by Doctor Vince Serio: living in near and under the St. Lucie Power plant.

Dr. Serio said "it is an evolutionary anomaly that one of the packs of wild pug colonies has somehow interacted with a wild jackrabbit herd from the Miami airport area. It seems impossible for the chance meeting of the 2 species but they were seen not long after the hurricanes." Dr. Serio scoffs at the recent sightings of the silent black helicopters rumored in the area.

The Pugbunnies were cornered and shot with Tranq darts by local croc hunter Capt. Joel. He retrieved all 7 fingers that were ripped from little Timmy Tyler's hands as he offered them his last marshmallow Peeps. After 13 hours of exhaustive surgery Dr. Mortimier P. Whipensnade said he would regain all use of his digits.

Unfortunately it was discovered the next day that Dr. Whipensnade was and is a raging drunk and had put the fingers on Timmy Tyler's feet and the reverse process with his toes.

When interviewed by this reporter the spunky little bright eyed boy giggled "its Okay now I can't put my finger to far up my nose and I can hang from trees by my feet..Cool."