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You can't change a Tiger's stripes!

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Contributed by: John Wayne on 12/26/2007

----- Original Message -----

From: "John Wayne"
To: MrJimmyStewart@aol.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: FW: Who says you can't change a Tiger's stripes?
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:24:07 -0500

Jimmy,

This story is so far over the top, I'm going to send it to the local newspaper.

----- Original Message -----

From: "Clarence Thomas"
To: John.Wayne@rock.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: FW: Who says you can't change a Tiger's stripes?
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:07:10 -0500

John,

This story is just too incredible not to share with you. Hillary is in a snit. Bill is performing damage control (before anything happens), and George is sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong. It's like an afternoon soap opera. Apparently, everyone is getting super-sensitive as deadlines approach.

Anyhow, forward this to your friends. It makes entertaining reading.

Your friend,

CT

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Subject: Who says you can't change a Tiger's stripes?
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From: Clarence Thomas < judge.clarence.thomas@gmail.com>
Date: Dec 26, 2007 9:04 PM
To: Bill Clinton < Mr.WClinton@yahoo.com>
Cc: "George W. Bush" < Mr.GWBush@hotmail.com>, Hillary Clinton < Hillary_Clinton@peacemail.com>, Jimmy Stewart < MrJimmyStewart@aol.com>, John Wayne < john.wayne@rock.com>

Bill,

I hope this note finds you well.

While visiting South Florida for the holidays, I picked up a copy of the Jupiter Courier and found an incredible article about a local charity event. Frankly Bill, I was astounded! Can Floridians be that dense? Apparently the story about most of them being transplanted Northerners is simply not true. Anyone from the New York metropolitan area would quickly recognize a name that has long been associated with endeavors that are far from charitable.

If you find a free moment, go to: http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/dec/26/heart-ball-supporters-hosted-at-the-bears-club/

Knowing how keenly aware you are of public opinion, I know you will get a laugh out of this.

Give my best to the missus. Tell her I wish her success next week.

All the best,

CT
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From: Bill Clinton < mr.wclinton@yahoo.com>
Date: Dec 26, 2007 9:19 PM
To: Clarence Thomas < judge.clarence.thomas@gmail.com>

Hi CT,

Thanks for the heads up. We're going to be spending time in Florida in the coming weeks and will pass this information on to the powers that be. It will be very helpful for scheduling purposes.

Bill

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From: Bill Clinton < mr.wclinton@yahoo.com>
Date: Dec 26, 2007 9:59 PM
To: Judge.Clarence.Thomas@gmail.com

Hi CT,

ROTFL! Look at the can of worms you stirred up! This is the first display of emotion Hillary has shown me in years! I hesitate to tell her that I've already addressed the issue with the staff. She won't come within a country mile of anyone associated with that whole affair.

Thanks again for your keen eye and sharp sense of smell...

Bill

Why am I receiving this information third hand from George? First of all, you know I don't like him and want nothing to do with him. Second, if he received a copy of the email from Clarence, I wonder who else received a copy.

Finally, you know how really critical things are right now. Information like this is much too important to let go until morning. Am I the only one monitoring my email? You should have forwarded Clarence's message immediately. You know that.

H

Dear Hillary,

I know you saw the email from CT to Bill. Isn't it unbelievable? CT has a nose for these things. Some times I just have to shake my head in disbelief. Please, please don't underestimate the significance of this issue as you make your way through the state. I wouldn't want anything to spoil your experience. There's just too much at stake.

While the local yokels are "dancing around the maypole," you should make sure you're wearing your snake boots.

With best wishes for a Happy, Prosperous, and Rewarding New Year,

Your friend,

George

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