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THINK THERE ARE ANY NUTS IN THIS PARK ?

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Contributed by: Rich Albert on 9/22/2008

I walked up to this squirrel this morning and he said, "Do you think there are any nuts in Sawfish Park?" Before I could introduce myself he continued to say that he just seen four fishing over on the bank under the bridge.

I said, "My name is Sunrise, what's yours? They call me Nutty Sam but you can call me Sammy." Then Sammy said, "Do you think if I crack there heads open anything would be inside? They look pretty intelligent, I would bet there is a lot inside!" I said Sammy, "I don't think they are the kind of nuts your looking for. Furthermore they wouldn't appreciate their heads being cracked open. The kind of nuts you're looking for, are at the store down the road. You probably could find some there, already cracked."

THE MORALE OF THE STORY.........right from the mouth of NUTTY SAM THE SUNRISE SQUIRREL. "If you're looking for a nut, try to find one that's already cracked. Do you like nuts when they hide in their shell, or do you like them when they are more open?"

THE SUNRISE GUY
AT THE JUPITER BEACH SUNRISE NEWS..the comic section pg. C1

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